Songs

:P Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:25 am

SAD PIG
Tune:You had a bad day

You had a sad pig,
he was feeling all wrong,
you didn't know what to do,
so you sang him a song.

You had a deaf pig,
he couldn't hear stuff,
you fed him lots and lots,
swill just wasn't enough.

You had a fat pig,
he didn't look good,
he didn't look happy,
so you killed him where he stood.

You had a dead pig,
he looked rather cross,
SO YOU RAN FOR THE HILLS!

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